After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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