is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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