Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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