Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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