How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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