the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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