she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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