in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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