I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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