Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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