Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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