Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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