i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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