if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
