drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
