windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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