We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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