btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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