So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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