my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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