these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
