I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
