i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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