There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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