we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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