what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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