He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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