Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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