that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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