About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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