Plan B is the new Plan A
I cockslap morals
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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