its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Randomize
