What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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