doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
