Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
