is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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