So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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