if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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