were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
