Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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