Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
only if we run a train.
done.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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