Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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