I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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