would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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