I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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