Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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