her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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