Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Your cock deserves a montage
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
