is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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