I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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