when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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