Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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