I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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